Troy - Neener Neener! ([info]poezamattik) wrote,
  • Mood: Creeped Out
  • Music: Paul Van Dyke - Nino

I made him trip...

But, he was such an asshole, frat boy, J-Crew sweater wearing, piece of human flotsam!
[sigh - Kharma fingers crossed]

So, he's got this "cheesy" smile on his face and slirking his way round' the Fred Meyer "Natural Foods" isle. All I wanted to do was buy my freakin' organic peanut butter.

He say's, "You see that one?"
I say, "Umn? That one?"

him: The one with the nice grip...
me: The girl by the cabbage?
him: [Humph] No, by the apples.

me: [shaking head] Do you mind? [reaching for the organic PB]
him: nope...

He starts walking towards her.
My toe slides out by pure reaction. I swear!

I had to drop my things and go outside because I was laughing so hard.

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[info]darkkatpouncing

December 15 2005, 08:09:22 UTC 6 years ago

HA!

Your toe ROCKS! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

[info]paintgirl

December 16 2005, 01:22:03 UTC 6 years ago

Haha! I wish I could have seen this!!
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