But, he was such an asshole, frat boy, J-Crew sweater wearing, piece of human flotsam!
[sigh - Kharma fingers crossed]
So, he's got this "cheesy" smile on his face and slirking his way round' the Fred Meyer "Natural Foods" isle. All I wanted to do was buy my freakin' organic peanut butter.
He say's, "You see that one?"
I say, "Umn? That one?"
him: The one with the nice grip...
me: The girl by the cabbage?
him: [Humph] No, by the apples.
me: [shaking head] Do you mind? [reaching for the organic PB]
him: nope...
He starts walking towards her.
My toe slides out by pure reaction. I swear!
I had to drop my things and go outside because I was laughing so hard.
December 15 2005, 08:09:22 UTC 6 years ago
HA!
Your toe ROCKS! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEEDecember 16 2005, 01:22:03 UTC 6 years ago